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Friday Fight Club #6 – The Clowe Show

Ryane Clowe is one of the premier power forwards in the NHL today. He grinds in the corners, he hits, he scores, and he is one tough customer. He point production has been increasing for three straight…Read More

Sharks Training Camp Day 1 News and Notes

A few tidbits to pass along for those who weren’t able to attend the Sharks first training camp session this morning: * Brent Burns has wasted little time becoming a crowd favorite in San Jose.…Read More

Friday Fight Club @ BofT

I would like to start a new tradition here at Blades of Teal. Fridays will now be known as Friday Fight Club @ Blades of Teal (BofT). On Fridays during the regular season we will take a look at some of…Read More

Five Stages of Shark Grief and the Holy Stanchion

  In a handful of seconds last night, during the San Jose Sharks series elimination loss to the Vancouver Canucks in the Western Conference Finals, I moved at Mach 4 speed through the classic stages…Read More

Return of the Kings

After a San Jose Sharks regular season chock full of criticism, action, praise, malaise, conjecture, hope, abominations and a finish of pure excellence, the NHL postseason is officially upon us, and the…Read More

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Sheriff Clowe Serves Notice

Last night Ryane Clowe updated Cory Sarich’s jerk card. See, back in the day, the Calgary Flames…Read More

Wondertwins Deactivate Sharks

Last night, the San Jose Sharks opportunity to test out their late season resurgence on the class of…Read More

NHL’s Predators Might Need Tennessee Vol Marching Band

For starters, in preparation for tonight’s tilt between the San Jose Sharks and the Nashville Predators,…Read More

Sharks Wake and Neuter ‘Yotes

Todd McLellan paced the bench like a rabid jackal with Worcester bus tickets in his pocket, the more…Read More

Nothing Rhymes With Sedin…Except Fear

The San Jose Sharks started off 2011 in perfect fashion with a hard fought victory on New Year’s Day…Read More

Patrick Marleau Tells Buddha to Relax

The State of Nirvana in Buddhism, is when the disciple is finally able to master being completely devoid…Read More

Sharks Play Dead, Then Bum Rush Flyers

Momentum can be a fickle dame, and right about the time she seems to be getting comfy in her Bobby Clarke…Read More

Ryane Clowe Picking Up Steam

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beat paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer:…Read More

Logan Couture is Captain Calder!

The San Jose Sharks have the ability to emulate a crazy, Ivan Drago led, 1980’s Red Army mega-team…Read More

Miffed McLellan Calls Out Sharks Slackers

In 1814, General Andrew Jackson led a legendary defense of the City of New Orleans during what would…Read More

Sharkamania Runs Wild on L.A. Kings!

Back when televisions only had a few channels, mine would be tuned in religiously to Saturday morning…Read More

Calgary Flames Doused by Sharks “Fox Force Three” Line

I was tempted to call them the “Could-Be-A-Hot-Chick-Name” line in honor of the Legend. At least,…Read More

Ryane Clowe Might Break His Hand on Tim Jackman’s Jaw Tonight

Tim Jackman of the Calgary Flames is going to get his tail kicked tonight by our own Ryane Clowe, and…Read More

Jumbo’s Hat Trick Dooms Devils

Now THAT is what San Jose Sharks fans are used to. The somewhat redundant clarion call for Joe Thornton…Read More

Bird Flu

I was pretty confident going into the Sharks home opener last night, save one persistent little voice…Read More